fate protects fools, little children and ships named "Enterprise"

[so_jang]

I'm an idiot but I'm safe.

I've been trying to get in shape, so today I went hiking.


For reference, A is where I parked my car. B is where I ended up and WAY UP in the right hand corner is where I wanted to go.

I felt pretty good when I started. It was early, it was nice out and I had food. I had lunch and a snack. I was ready, I even had water and my camera.

Being the trusting moron I usually am, I left my car unlocked, parked next to everyone else who seemed to be in the park, and started walking. There's a trail that goes up to Munro Lake. It's only 3km, (6 round trip) I figured I could do that and feel good about myself.

So I walk, and walk and walk, and after two hours of going uphill. (insert terrain map, so you can see HOW MUCH of an idiot I actually am.


It's uphill, it's drastically uphill, but it's REALLY pretty.

So, I find this note, it's a yellow piece of paper, stuck on a tree by a fork in the road that says something along the lines of, dear park service, this trail sucks but I tried to follow it anyway, couldn't find what I wanted.

So then, I'm curious. So, I follow the bad trail.

Now, if you want to keep track. Mistake number one was not telling anyone where I was going. Mistake number two was leaving my car unlocked, mistake number three was following the bad trail.

BUT it's pretty! So I'm happy. I walk another hour, think about turning around, THEN I fall.

Now, I fall pretty spectacularly, my shoes are not the best on wet rocks, the rocks are wet and I fall/slide/slip/tumble down into a creek. (I do not land in the creek)

I can't get up, it's very very steep. I figure, hey, I follow the river for awhile, see if it gets less steep.

(number 4, for those playing at home)

It doesn't, in fact, it gets worse and there is now basically no way to find my way back to the trail.

At this point mom calls. We chat, I scramble over rocks and trees and FAIL miserably at avoiding blackberries. Blackberries hurt and I am wearing SHORT PANTS.

(number 5, dear listeners) Mom leaves. Andrew calls because mom texted him that I was lost. WE chat. I think I'm okay.

It's 5pm now. For the record, I started around 11:30. It's buggy. It's hot. I can't find the lake I wanted. I have eaten my lunch and drank all my water. My knee is really ugly, but my ankles hurt worse. Mom calls again, I promise to call if I am not out by seven.

Seven comes. I am stubborn. I am running out of cell battery and I am hot, bitten, torn up by blackberries, rocks and trees but I won't admit it to mom because I can see power lines. I'm good, right?

(number 6!)

Eight comes. It's getting dark. Now I let mom call the police. The police call me, I get transfered. I have no landmarks. I can't here the siren from the car by my car. (by now my car is a suspicious vehicle report because it was left unlocked by a firing range)

I'm filthy now. My ankles are so torn up I end up sacrificing my beach towel, tearing it into strips and tying them around my ankles. This actually helps. Now only my hands and arms are being destroyed.

I keep walking. I loose reception. I finally finally finally see a lone piece of orange flagging tape in a tree. It doesn't lead anywhere, but near that is an old, desperately overgrown road. I follow that. I foloow that down and down and down and down and finally emerge on a dirt road at a firing range. Note it is not the firing range I started at.

I still don't have reception so I start walking. After half an hour an elderly couple and their dog bandit drive by. They're looking for a lost dog. I'm nearly as pathetic as one, so I get in back of the jeep with Bandit. Bandit is a warm, heavy mutt who is only to happy to shed all over me and lie on my lap. I have never been happier be shed upon in my life. Bandit is like heaven on my lap.

We drive back. I am chastised for parking where I parked. (just because everyone else did it, doesn't mean you can American girl) I am chastised for leaving my car open. I am chastised for leaving my purse in the trunk. No, Opal, it is NOT safe there.

The police will take it.

*headdesk*

My make-shift towel-based pants lengtheners are so torn up I have to cut them off with an exacto knife when I get home. My pants have four holes in then, two in the butt from sliding on things, one on the hip from a tree and one by the knee from a rock.

I learn from Bandit's people that their are cougars and bears and I am massively lucky none of them ate me. I learn no one really drives on that road and if they haven't been looking for a dog, I would have probably slept there.

All in all, I didn't fall down a cliff that was dangerous. I was not eaten or harassed or robbed or even given a ticket.

Fate was definitely on my side.

Comments

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Ack! Good to hear it all turned out OK. No more hiking alone, missy! Don't scare us like that. And yes, someone was looking out for you, you silly gal. Take care. *hugs*

[the-scary-kitty.livejournal.com]

Eeeeek! *hugs Opal tight* That is scary as hell, and I'm just glad you're okay!

As for places to walk for exercise... is there a suburban-type park (with kiddie playgrounds, etc) near you? Or a college campus with a track that the public can use? Those might be good alternatives to try.

*hugs again*

[graveyard-cat.livejournal.com]

*clings*

Don't do that again, dear, as much fun as blind exploring can be. It was stupid enough when I did this in very populated not so steep terrain bear-less part of Germany. Canada is a whole different matter…

Hiking is ♥ !! But next time, grab a map and a friend :) Because by the time all your friends have flown in to try a search and rescue, it might be a bit late, seeing that some of us live on the other side of the world ;)

Seriously though, woman am I glad your alright!

[miriel.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* Glad you're okay!! Talk about one of those experiences you look back on and go "Wow, that was way worse than I thought at the time. How did I live to be this old?" Really, sometimes it's better when you don't know what might be lurking in the bushes waiting to eat you.

Seriously, I'm so glad to hear that you're home and safe and reasonably intact. Ice, Advil, Bactine, and Neosporin are your friends. I'm sorry that the pants are a wash, but at least the skin will heal.

BTW, a few geek-types are getting together sometime next weekend to see "The Dark Knight" (location and time TBD Sunday Afternoon, Location TBD). You're welcome to join the pack, if you have any interest.

[oparu.livejournal.com]

I'd love too!! I may have to work, but if I'm free, I'm there.

[miriel.livejournal.com]

I shall pass the news along!

[nuclophobic.livejournal.com]

Holy bloody hell. That sounded awful. *HUGE HUG* You know, none of those mistakes matter because at least you're safe now. And you have a great story to tell or script. Like Into The Wild.. with no death. Fate was most definately on your side. But they took your car?

If you're gonna do it again, don't follow the sign which says bad trail. Although... I'd do that. For the adventure. XD

But yeah. Bloody lucky to avoid cougars, bears and dangerous cliffs. I'm glad to know you're safe Opal. :)

[peterlme.livejournal.com]

That was quite an adventure and exactly what I would do,including the getting lost part.In fact I did when I went for a walk in the woods along the lake.It was no where near as traumatic as yours and of course no cougars or bears,they do sound cool though,when they're not trying to eat you that is.

Hope you're healed by now.

[havocthecat]

Eek! I'm glad it's all OK, and I'm glad the hike was pretty, at least. *hugs* But still. Eek!

[violettavalery.livejournal.com]

I for one am extremely glad you were not eaten, harassed, robbed or given a ticket.

Once you get less sore, it'll seem like an even better story you can tell? Because that right there is adventure, my friend.

[agentcat47.livejournal.com]

Aww!! I'm sorry! I'm glad you are okay!!
I admit though, it was a little funny in the beginning and I laughed when I saw your map, because aww!!! It's a shame you got so off course. I was reading it and saying though, "Call the police! Call the police!" so I'm glad you did. I'm glad you're okay!!!

[lightz474.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something that I might do except the bears probably would have eaten me or I would have gotten stolen by the nice people who were looking for Bandit. Glad that you made it home safely. *hugs you and offers chocolate*

[fex-84.livejournal.com]

I can't believe the adventures you throw yourself into! Can I tell you something? You can't be real. To me, you're part of a movie. One of those movies you dream to be part of, I mean. But that's that. You *dream*. Wow. You're just spectacular. And I'm just happy you're fine. I got shudders reading that and I *knew* (of course) that you were all right, since you were writing. Just... please, be careful, next time, ok? (and I consciuosly wrote *carful* and not *more carful*!). You know, you scared me.
Love you.

[made-in-ink.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Thank god you got back safe. That sounds actually quite scary..

I hate getting lost and have a tendency to just panic lots!!

I'm glad you managed to get home and didn't die an awful outdoors death! *squishes*

[atomicpagan.livejournal.com]

You're grounded.

Glad you're okay, girlie. *GLOMPS*

[ankareeda.livejournal.com]

*squishes* I'm glad you're okay. Man, you're a little adventurer! Please be careful! *hugs*

Beth Up North

[(Anonymous)]

Hi there Opal. Goodness, you had quite the adventure. BC?? I am so jealous. Your "hike"? Not jealous but been there and done similar things. The best way to good judgment is experiencing bad judgment, believe me I know. Well, maybe it is not the best way, but it is most common, then prompts us to seek out what we need. The excellent news is you were out there, exploring, having a beautiful day and time and loving it. You learned some things the hard way and wont make those mistakes again. Nice move with the towel wraps. Glad you had a cell phone. It is always a tough call of when to quit on your own and ask for help. Sounds like the local authorities are used to people getting lost, they certainly didn't panic or call out the helicopters. Or even say anything nice. I know you know your mistakes, just don't be too hard on yourself and make sure to keep getting out there. Next time definitely go for the map, compass, and hiking partner. In a solo pinch go for super popular hiking trails that are really well marked. And if you really get into the wilderness you can be a geek like me and take all the classes, and then still have to learn by trial and error. Good luck my dear, and keep rocking on.
Beth Kinney

[trialia]

Eeeek! *huggles*