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Name a fandom, and I'll tell you my:
1. One True Pairing Ship
2. Canon Ship
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
Fandomagez: Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: VOY, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG-1, SGA, Farscape, Sanctuary, Merlin, Firefly, House, Law & Order: SVU, Dollhouse, Buffy, Twilight, something not on the list I will attempt (but I might not know it well)!
ETA: (can't believe I forgot!) The X-files, Star Wars, Xena
SVU
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Elliot/Olivia just makes me happy.
2. Canon Ship
- Casey/Coffee "Every minute of every day"
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Elliot/Cathy usually I'm all for the married people, but...no. She's mean.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Cathy/Olivia eeeewww no.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Olivia/Alex I can see it. I'd like it.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Munch/(whoever Marlee Matlin played, the chick who needed a transplant). I just can't look away from them.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- anything involve ADAs who aren't Casey or Alex. Dun know her.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Elliot/Casey...they're both so pretty.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- can't think of one?
Sanctuary
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Helen/Will. I love the dynamic, too-hot-for-teacher and all.
2. Canon Ship
- Ashley/Henry. I blame Lanna, but I'm convinced this is canon.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Helen/John. They've been there, they're done now. They've had enough of the trying to kill each other. They're friends. Period.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Ashley/John....
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Ashley/Henry. It's sexy, it's not really my style but I like it. :)
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Dana/anyone. she's too evil to be functional but I'd been intrigued if they shipped her with someone.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- hmmmm.....Helen/Watson? I suppose she is Kirk, queen of abnormals...but it's intriguing.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Nikola/Dana...because they're insane.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- Nikola/Helen. seriously. NO people NO!
Star Trek: TNG
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard. *happy sigh*
2. Canon Ship
- Will Riker/Deanna Troi. Took 'em long enough but yes, it is totally canon.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Deanna Troi/Jean-Luc Picard. I saw it in one fic and ran screaming.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Picard/Wesley Crusher. eewww on so many levels.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Worf/Kehylar was damn sexy.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- lately? Beverly/(herself) evil green ghost Ronin. Only because Gates is HOT. c.c
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- Data/Yar, would have been fun had she lived.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Data/Pulaski. she secretly wanted him.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- either Picard/Vash or Troi/Worf. Vash is fun...but she won't stick around and Picard needs a little more stability for anything that lasts more than an episode. Troi/Worf...well, she's so little. (thought she has a temper) I can't picture her in leather.
Firefly
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Inara/Mal. so princess and the cowboy. (and I loved that she was so classy)
2. Canon Ship
- Zoe/Wash dawwww
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- River/Mal. Nope, none of that.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Caylee/Jayne, seems so splody to me.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Simon/Caylee, funny but I never got really into it.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Jayne/River....so much beatings
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- maybe I need more show for this question?
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Zoe/Inara are both so very attractive
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- I'm really unfamiliar with the fandom. and am lost! *dances*
Stargate Atlantis
1. One True Pairing Ship
- John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir. DUDE. The sparkages.
2. Canon Ship
- John/Elizabeth. Eyesex is canon, dammit.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- John/Teyla. Just never saw it. She's got a dude and stuff.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Oberoth/Elizabeth. eewwwwwww
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Cadman/Lorne amuses me
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Laura/Rodney
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- Elizabeth/Radek. he'd never ask her out...
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Elizabeth/Caldwell....the Torri does think the Mitch is attractive.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- John/Rodney....just because you care for someone doesn't mean you want to frak them.
Farscape
1. One True Pairing Ship
- John/Aeryn. ZOMG the hotness, angst, intensity, hilarity of these two.
2. Canon Ship
- John/Aeryn. Somewhere out there, someone wants me to be happy and gave me this!!!
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Chiana/Jothee. She frelled him, she doesn't love him.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Scorpius/John. Too much pain for poor John.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
Zhan and D'Argo. I thought there was something. Maybe.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Scorpius/Sikozu...just so kinky.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- D'Argo/Chiana. Seems like she'd have to change too much.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Sikozu/Zhan. I think Zhan should get more love.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- really can't think of one...don't know the fandom well.
Twilight
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Alice/Jasper, they're all damaged but totally smitten. 'tis good vampire loving.
2. Canon Ship
- Carlisle/Esme, mom and dad ships make me happy. don't know much about them...but I would really really ship them if I knew more backstory.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Jacob/Bella. Never liked it, never will.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Renesme/Jacob. uh? guh? I'm losted.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Edward/Bella. yes, okay they're the main characters...but they don't seem to need the shipping.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Bella/every guy in school in the beginning of the first book? like wah?
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- the werewolves/the wolf girls. I don't entirely get it. seems unfair to the women that they usually can't change.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Jacob/cute girl with the glasses. can't remember her name at the moment.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- Jacob/Bella. nope nope. never joining that team.
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Name a fandom, and I'll tell you my:
1. One True Pairing Ship
2. Canon Ship
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
Fandomagez: Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: VOY, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG-1, SGA, Farscape, Sanctuary, Merlin, Firefly, House, Law & Order: SVU, Dollhouse, Buffy, Twilight, something not on the list I will attempt (but I might not know it well)!
ETA: (can't believe I forgot!) The X-files, Star Wars, Xena
SVU
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Elliot/Olivia just makes me happy.
2. Canon Ship
- Casey/Coffee "Every minute of every day"
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Elliot/Cathy usually I'm all for the married people, but...no. She's mean.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Cathy/Olivia eeeewww no.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Olivia/Alex I can see it. I'd like it.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Munch/(whoever Marlee Matlin played, the chick who needed a transplant). I just can't look away from them.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- anything involve ADAs who aren't Casey or Alex. Dun know her.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Elliot/Casey...they're both so pretty.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- can't think of one?
Sanctuary
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Helen/Will. I love the dynamic, too-hot-for-teacher and all.
2. Canon Ship
- Ashley/Henry. I blame Lanna, but I'm convinced this is canon.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Helen/John. They've been there, they're done now. They've had enough of the trying to kill each other. They're friends. Period.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Ashley/John....
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Ashley/Henry. It's sexy, it's not really my style but I like it. :)
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Dana/anyone. she's too evil to be functional but I'd been intrigued if they shipped her with someone.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- hmmmm.....Helen/Watson? I suppose she is Kirk, queen of abnormals...but it's intriguing.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Nikola/Dana...because they're insane.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- Nikola/Helen. seriously. NO people NO!
Star Trek: TNG
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard. *happy sigh*
2. Canon Ship
- Will Riker/Deanna Troi. Took 'em long enough but yes, it is totally canon.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Deanna Troi/Jean-Luc Picard. I saw it in one fic and ran screaming.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Picard/Wesley Crusher. eewww on so many levels.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Worf/Kehylar was damn sexy.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- lately? Beverly/(herself) evil green ghost Ronin. Only because Gates is HOT. c.c
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- Data/Yar, would have been fun had she lived.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Data/Pulaski. she secretly wanted him.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- either Picard/Vash or Troi/Worf. Vash is fun...but she won't stick around and Picard needs a little more stability for anything that lasts more than an episode. Troi/Worf...well, she's so little. (thought she has a temper) I can't picture her in leather.
Firefly
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Inara/Mal. so princess and the cowboy. (and I loved that she was so classy)
2. Canon Ship
- Zoe/Wash dawwww
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- River/Mal. Nope, none of that.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Caylee/Jayne, seems so splody to me.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Simon/Caylee, funny but I never got really into it.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Jayne/River....so much beatings
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- maybe I need more show for this question?
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Zoe/Inara are both so very attractive
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- I'm really unfamiliar with the fandom. and am lost! *dances*
Stargate Atlantis
1. One True Pairing Ship
- John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir. DUDE. The sparkages.
2. Canon Ship
- John/Elizabeth. Eyesex is canon, dammit.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- John/Teyla. Just never saw it. She's got a dude and stuff.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Oberoth/Elizabeth. eewwwwwww
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Cadman/Lorne amuses me
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Laura/Rodney
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- Elizabeth/Radek. he'd never ask her out...
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Elizabeth/Caldwell....the Torri does think the Mitch is attractive.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- John/Rodney....just because you care for someone doesn't mean you want to frak them.
Farscape
1. One True Pairing Ship
- John/Aeryn. ZOMG the hotness, angst, intensity, hilarity of these two.
2. Canon Ship
- John/Aeryn. Somewhere out there, someone wants me to be happy and gave me this!!!
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Chiana/Jothee. She frelled him, she doesn't love him.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Scorpius/John. Too much pain for poor John.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
Zhan and D'Argo. I thought there was something. Maybe.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Scorpius/Sikozu...just so kinky.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- D'Argo/Chiana. Seems like she'd have to change too much.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Sikozu/Zhan. I think Zhan should get more love.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- really can't think of one...don't know the fandom well.
Twilight
1. One True Pairing Ship
- Alice/Jasper, they're all damaged but totally smitten. 'tis good vampire loving.
2. Canon Ship
- Carlisle/Esme, mom and dad ships make me happy. don't know much about them...but I would really really ship them if I knew more backstory.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- Jacob/Bella. Never liked it, never will.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- Renesme/Jacob. uh? guh? I'm losted.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship
- Edward/Bella. yes, okay they're the main characters...but they don't seem to need the shipping.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship
- Bella/every guy in school in the beginning of the first book? like wah?
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- the werewolves/the wolf girls. I don't entirely get it. seems unfair to the women that they usually can't change.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
- Jacob/cute girl with the glasses. can't remember her name at the moment.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship
- Jacob/Bella. nope nope. never joining that team.
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Date: 2009-04-01 05:46 pm (UTC)Also, thank you for standing up for us non-John/Rodney shippers. They're like frat brothers. That's all. Seriously.