hmmm, poll time
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so_jangI really desperately want to write fic about this:
link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyJ1bY66jE
Worf and Riker sit at a table in a seedy alien bar with shifty alien. They wear starfleet issue "look we're inconspicuous clothing".
Shifty alien: I'm only telling you this because I too have a sister.
*Riker looks questioningly at Worf*
*Worf moves in his seat and explains*
Worf: I told him we were looking for a man who impregnated your sister.
Riker *tries desperately not to smile or look confused that THIS is what Worf comes up with*
Riker: Yes, yes. You see why I need to find him.
Shifty Alien: blah blah family honor. Pay me and I will tell you where the man with the shiny head who did the deed is.
Riker and Worf shrug and get ready to pull out the Federation Credit card.
BIG bartender comes over and threatens shifty alien.
Beverly in the phat hat threatens shifty alien BETTER because she has a phaser.
Beverly: I'll kill you if you leave. the Jean-Luc is mine.
Riker: Look, sister has a vicious temper. Can't cross her.
link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyJ1bY66jE
Worf and Riker sit at a table in a seedy alien bar with shifty alien. They wear starfleet issue "look we're inconspicuous clothing".
Shifty alien: I'm only telling you this because I too have a sister.
*Riker looks questioningly at Worf*
*Worf moves in his seat and explains*
Worf: I told him we were looking for a man who impregnated your sister.
Riker *tries desperately not to smile or look confused that THIS is what Worf comes up with*
Riker: Yes, yes. You see why I need to find him.
Shifty Alien: blah blah family honor. Pay me and I will tell you where the man with the shiny head who did the deed is.
Riker and Worf shrug and get ready to pull out the Federation Credit card.
BIG bartender comes over and threatens shifty alien.
Beverly in the phat hat threatens shifty alien BETTER because she has a phaser.
Beverly: I'll kill you if you leave. the Jean-Luc is mine.
Riker: Look, sister has a vicious temper. Can't cross her.
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