Dude, Beverly and Jean Luc have serious mojo for making one feel better :) *hugs*
And sometimes? Playing at thier level is the only way to win. Give her hell!
As for USA#1. I suggest my ex's strategy for getting rid of traveling religious people.
The next time she comes over? have a giant carving knife covered in blood and an apron spattered in the same (Old ketchup works well, or rasberry juice) then ask her to come back, you haven't finished the ritual sacrifice yet...unless she'd like to 'help' you :P Scattering black candles and creepy music also help.
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Date: 2009-04-22 07:27 pm (UTC)And sometimes? Playing at thier level is the only way to win. Give her hell!
As for USA#1. I suggest my ex's strategy for getting rid of traveling religious people.
The next time she comes over? have a giant carving knife covered in blood and an apron spattered in the same (Old ketchup works well, or rasberry juice) then ask her to come back, you haven't finished the ritual sacrifice yet...unless she'd like to 'help' you :P Scattering black candles and creepy music also help.