Simon is a JERK! But then, with that disgusting hair and wet cardboard personality, how could he be anything more? JERK!

*sniffles and hugs Elizabeth and John* Oh, I so love John here, he's so awkward and knows it but he doesn't care because all he wants is to help Elizabeth. *hugs more*

DAMN YOU, SIMON!
(yeah, I now officially hate Simon. Before, he merely annoyed me. But now I hate him. The jerk.)