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Opal ([personal profile] so_jang) wrote2009-05-04 01:28 am
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Implementation of the Beverly Hands Threat Level

This public service announcement details the Beverly Hands Threat Level (or BHTL) that has been created pursuant to [livejournal.com profile] racethewind10 Livejournal directive 1701-D.


Definitions of threat levels are as follows:

RED: Panicked fists are found in states of severe agitation, usually during creepy hallucination sequences involve dead husband or many corpses.

ORANGE: Hands on knees are found during high levels of agitation, such as the absence of an addictive ghost lower or life threatening injuries sustained by Picard.

YELLOW: Hands on lap are found during states of elevated agitation. The presence of Q or the diagnosis of potentially life threatening diseases of Picard loved ones.

GREEN: Hands at work demonstrate a guarded emotional state. Typically while diagnosing or treating illness.

BLUE: Hands folded indicate a low level of emotion or contentment. This decorum is found at staff meetings and while in command of Gamma shift.

VIOLET: Held by Picard indicates an otherwise undefinable level of agitation. This may encompass great emotional stress, the need for comfort or a desire to provide comfort.












TNG Fangirls should remain vigilant and be aware of BHTLs at all times. This ends this LJPSA.

[identity profile] yellowsmurf6.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG!!

I am blaming my discovery of you and this on Race. Everything is all her fault.

*insert fangirl squee*

[identity profile] oparu.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
hehe....i <3 gates-beverly-fangirling-squee.