so_jang: (flails)


Super spoilery picture!! (but it's Korean!!)




Actually, it's not spoilery at all. Ha!

So...at 9:30am, Korean time I was blissfully able to attend the Star Trek movie. Which was awesome. It was truly awesome. The music was good. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, Scotty. All worthy of love. Serious love.

Explosions. Space battles. Soundtrack. Snark. Epicky-flaily-flail. And I shall go again tonight. yes...
so_jang: (p/c kiss)
I thought I hadn't written that many.

HA! LJ entry filter says yes, I have spent that much time on kiss fics.

Some porny, some fluffy, some cliched. all Dr. Crusher/Picard.

even more kiss scenes )


ETA word count? 6782! ha!
so_jang: (p/c kiss)
There's a kiss battle thread on the Picard/Crusher board where I camp and the smutty, fluffy, prony-ness of that totally needed to come here!

Title: 21 Picard/Crusher kiss scenes
Ratings: G-R (I'll warn if it's smutty)

There's no real point. Just kissing, in some fashion. They've been really really fun to write. Unbetaed. Some responses to some. some cliched. it's a kiss dump...


lots and lots of kissing )
so_jang: (tigh coffee)
This public service announcement details the Beverly Hands Threat Level (or BHTL) that has been created pursuant to [livejournal.com profile] racethewind10 Livejournal directive 1701-D.

Take notice of hand positions. Report all suspicious activity immediately. )












TNG Fangirls should remain vigilant and be aware of BHTLs at all times. This ends this LJPSA.
so_jang: (Default)
okay..originally it was Beverly in command...but then it became Beverly and chairs...then it was Beverly and the way she sits on things oddly/seductively...then I went downhill



glaciers melting in the dead of night )
so_jang: (Default)
Ha ha! I don't know if it's a sign of maturity or insanity, but I will totally ship Picard/Q on a trek board just to piss off this one random woman who thinks Picard/Vash were ZOMG the best and only thing ever. (She has a whole set to preprogrammed arguments against Beverly...but nothing for Q!)

Yes, yes I will multiship out of spite. I feel oddly proud of myself.

Still her though --> she's in his chair. *nods*
so_jang: (Default)
Damn. [livejournal.com profile] multific owns me. Daily wordcount until I find an ending.

May 1st? 1440.
so_jang: (Default)
Title: Nocturnal (Synthesis part 4)
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard, Will Riker/Deanna Troi
Warning(s): none
Summary: episode tag for TNG s7.07 "Dark Page" Will and Deanna have sex. Beverly and Jean-Luc talk.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] lanna_kitty is so totally way beyond awesome! All mistakes are completely mine.
Disclaimer: TNG does not belong to me.
A/N: What do you do in Korea? Write Jean-Luc & Beverly vast babyfic AUs. Obviously. *whistles*

part 1 || part 2 || part 3 ||


STTNG - Somewhere between Dark Page and Attached - AU )

and onto part 5
so_jang: (Default)
Title: Permutation (Synthesis part 5)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard, Will Riker/Deanna Troi
Warning(s): none
Summary: episode AU for S7.08 "Attached" Will and Deanna take the Kesprytt mission instead.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] lanna_kitty is so totally way beyond awesome! All mistakes are completely mine.
Disclaimer: TNG does not belong to me.
A/N: What do you do in Korea? Write Jean-Luc & Beverly vast babyfic AUs. Obviously. *whistles*

part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4


STTNG - Attached AU )
so_jang: (flails)
I hate picking screen names. I usually end up with some lame variation of "Opal" and wander off. I've never really felt the need for a self-assigned identity. There's only one Opal, where ever I go, and it it's an easy sort of gift to live with. I know many of my friends really had to find their own identity and carve out that space.

One can write "Opal" in Korean (Hangul) fairly easily. It's shifted a bit and pronounced "oh-pah-rl" see below.



Kidlets. (ZOMG the kidlets are so awesome) Call me Opal-teacher. Or teacher (which is an honorific in Korean culture! whee!) and we're good.

So, yesterday, we talk about names because Opal-teacher can finally read Korean. My pronunciation sucks, but they get it. And they ask if I have a Korean name. (they all have English names because their names are way hard for us westerners to say).

I don't have one. So sad. :(

They get together. They write pieces of their names on the board and decide I shall be named after them. (*DEAD OF CUTE*) They put their names together on the board and decide I shall be henceforth known as:



So-Jang. Pronounced "Soh-Jayhng" and it means 'small boat'. Now, not only is small boat totally fitting for me. (it's random, does it's own thing and can be found anywhere in the world).

They named me after them. How cool is that? How incredibly, amazingly, wonderful is that? It was the Korean equivalent of them deciding, okay, my name is Lucy, your name is Lilly, we should call teacher "Li-Lu".
so_jang: (p/c shut the fuck up)
Seriously. My time in Korea could be summed up as:

Food is good. Boss is fail. Kids is cuteness. Trees is pretty.

Being foreign (mi-guk) is odd. I never belong. I read badly but everyone loves it. They seriously love it. It's funny. I've learned the butterfly (na-bi) song. (oh well...I study!)
so_jang: (p/c breakfast pointing)
I'm firmly ensconced in hot chocolate drinking, TNG watching, wowplaying, fic writing self indulgence. who knew beverly and jean-luc could drag me through anything?

I can now read and write korean. I do not know what I am saying, but I have mastered the letters!! W00t! I can also tell time. whee!!

Boss is evil. (but totally intimidated by me because I am awesome!) I have sunk to the level of purposely trying to provoke her. I do everything I am told but show my contempt at all time. IT IS NOT MATURE.

I write lesson plans in crayon. I write random comments about in korean. (I have students translate for me) I spend random classtime having students teach me korean. (they think this is awesome)

I write cracktastic worksheets.

USA#1 has quit attending 'learn korean class' but still wants the korean students to vie for the pleasure of driving her to costco. she also wants to borrow (pilfer steal and abuse) all my ideas for writing class.

She leaves early. comes late and borrows my broom every other day instead of buying one.

writing class is the BANE of my school existence. Here, take young children who don't know much english and have them write for 45 minutes. No, there's no book. Figure something out. SERIOUSLY. only because I'm insane and love writing can i come up with anything remotely interesting.

USA#2 is just lonely and needs to talk to me. for hours. at school. when. I. am trying. to work. (it's making get shatnered, it's that bad)

he talks when I have headphones on.

The kids are fabulous and have started writing 'welcome opal' on the board before i come to class. it's adorable.
so_jang: (Default)
You are a Law & Order show and you have Jamie Bamber. You did a crazy episode about sexual assault, and you did it very well. Well done!
so_jang: (Default)
6 Historic Figures That Were Celibate

1 ) Nikola Tesla

The Serbian inventor that is most famous for winning the War of Currents also loved pigeons. He spent years inventing things he never got credit for, like the light bulb and radio, and even believed he could control the weather. He also felt that sex was a drain on creativity and completely pushed aside any woman that was interested in him. Sarah Bernhardt, a famous actress, tried her hardest to woo him but he considered her to be little more than a distraction from inventing a death ray. When asked about marriage, he replied: “I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”
so_jang: (tigh coffee)
Running tally because yes, it HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD ZOMG.

Yesterday:
USA#2: "Wow, I was really funny in there."
Opal: o.O you're not allowed to comment on yourself being funny.
USA#2: "I so am, no one else noticed."

USA #2 - self centered stupidness points? +5.


Today:
USA#1: *knocks on my door*
Opal: *is in bathroom*
USA#1: *keeps knocking*
Opal: *is still in bathroom, naked because she just got out of the shower and HAS no desire to be social*
USA#1: *just opens door to Opal's apartment*
Opal: *walks out naked to prove why this is a BAD idea*
USA#1: Oh. I'll wait out here.

USA#1: SCSP? +3.


Opal: *is recording herself reading book for class, in a room AWAY from everyone*
USA#2: *opens closed door, running recording* "Can you take me to the bank?"
Opal: "The bank is 3 blocks away."
USA#2: "But I've never been there. You're not busy are you?"
Opal: "Yes I am, but I suppose I can take you."

USA#2 score: +3.


Boss: USA#1, do what Opal does and record books. It's an awesome idea.
USA#1: says nothing because she doesn't want to work.
Opal: *sitting right there* "She can't without my laptop. and it was KCW#3's idea."
Boss: Oh, she should find another way. And it's still my idea.
Opal: *facepalm* "I'll do it."

Boss score: +5
USA#1: +2



USA#2: My kids hate writing. I stand in front of class and tell them to write sentences and give them tests. They think I'm boring.
Opal: Here are the games I play.
USA#2: You had to spend $3 on paper to make flashcards. Won't see me doing that. Idiot.
Opal: You can make free flashcards and print them on paper.
USA#2: They are flimsy and it takes work. Can't I use yours?
Opal: No, they aren't appropriate to your class.
USA#2: They might be.
Opal: Your class is 14-year-olds. My class is 8-year-olds.
USA#2: Seems like work.

ten minutes later.

USA#2: Oh hey, I'm done with my work. I'm so bored.
Opal: Oh, did you make flashcards?
USA#2: Nah, I just made worksheets where I wrote one word on each line. Flashcards are lame.

USA#2 score: +5


Korean Co-worker #3: "USA#1 can you spend 5 minutes a week talking to kids on the phone in english? I will call them, all you have to do is talk.
USA#1: I hate calling Koreans.
KCW#3: I said I'd call them.
USA#1: I'm too busy. *while checking her email, looking for another job*
KCW#3: 5 minutes a week?
USA#1: At my old school....(ten minute explanation, back to email)
KCW#3: I see.

USA#1 score: +5, at least.



Last Week:
Boss: Everyone talk to USA#1 more. she's lonely.

Monday:
Boss: Everyone say hi to me or I get offended.

Thursday:
Boss: Talking is banned.

Boss: SCSP? gah! 25! at least.



Totals so far on the Self-centered-stupidity point scale?
USA#1: 12
USA#2: 13
Boss: 29
so_jang: (Default)
Title: Hydrophobic
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard
Warning(s): none
Summary: episode AU for S7.07 "Dark Page" Lwaxana tries so hard to forget something, she looses herself and accidentally takes Beverly with her.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] lanna_kitty is awesome! All mistakes are completely mine.
Disclaimer: TNG does not belong to me.
A/N: So this went epic on me to. *whistles*

part 1 || part 2

dark water )
so_jang: (Default)
anyone else having trouble uploading to fanfiction.net?
so_jang: (Default)
Title: Vermicular Confusion part VII
Previously: part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI
Author: me!
Rating: PG-13, blood and guts
Pairings:Sheppard/Weir, Crusher/Picard, Riker/Troi
Universes:Season 3 STTNG, Season 2 SGA
Notes: Okay, this ran off and decided to go epic. Oh well. I enjoy it.

travelers landing )
so_jang: (Default)
Title: Vermicular Confusion part VII
Previously: part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI
Author: me!
Rating: PG-13, blood and guts
Pairings:Sheppard/Weir, Crusher/Picard, Riker/Troi
Universes:Season 3 STTNG, Season 2 SGA
Notes: Okay, this ran off and decided to go epic. Oh well. I enjoy it.


travelers landing )

and onto part two

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